He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
