I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There's always time for handjobs
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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