He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
