yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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