This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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