After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
