I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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