So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm always down for nudity.
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