New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
third nipple confirmed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Randomize
