did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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