I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
