so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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