idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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