I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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