No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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