Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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