Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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