Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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