Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
