he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Is it because I queefed?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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