have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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