I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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