Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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