that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Use "feeling words"
Yay
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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