She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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