I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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