we have officially lost it.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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