he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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