Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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