dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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