wat bout pragnant strippers??
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
where are my eyebrows?
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