This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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