I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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