Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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