Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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