so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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