Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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