So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm really busy with my period
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