Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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