porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
