Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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