You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I just had sex on a roof
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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