Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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