We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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