So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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