All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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