? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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