How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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