My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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