i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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