gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pappa wants mamma naked
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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