Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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