oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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