its not stalking. its research.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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