im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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