I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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