i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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