Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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