Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
These tits shall not be calmed
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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