it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He shit in the fireplace
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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