i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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